Ivan Sokolov

Ivan Sokolov was a schizophrenic man who was arrested by the PKVD and sentenced to a minimum of 10 years of life-coaching under felony blasphemy laws because he made an announcement at the front of a general store claiming that George Washington had owned slaves. Because there is very little evidence regarding the existence of Ancient Merika, all information regarding ancient American history falls under the domain of religion rather then history, with religion not being protected by freedom of expression under the second amendment.